To put things into perspective, here is why I cannot wait to have my own bathroom next year:
This morning, while going to the bathroom I was confronted by two long, curly, dark pubes stuck to the wall of the bathroom stall. And if that wasn't enough, someone had vomited, missed the trash can, and gotten it all over the wall. Utterly disgusting. Clean up after yourselvs, fuckers.
The more you know!
