This weekend was cool. Got to see some people I haven't seen for a while. Got some cool stuff for my birthday. Now I should be doing homework, but I just can't bring myself to do it. So in the spirit of Valentine's Day, since I don't have a lover, I'm gonna write thank you notes to people who don't know it but have positivly impacted my life. Enjoy.
Dear Guys Who Live In Curtice East,
Thank you for never wearing clothes when you walk around the building. It has really helped with the morale as well as the aestetic around here.
Love forever,
The girls of Curtice East.
Dear Awsome Girl,
You don't know us, but you have vastly improved our lives just by doing what you do best. We believe we have a common interest, and this is a win-win-win situation. Please keep up the good work, as our lives are hastle-free due to your 'efforts'.
With Eternal Gratitude,
The Chick Mafia
Dear Dick Wolf,
Thank you. Just...Thank you.
Love always,
The Law and Order Drinking Society
Dear Fuzzy-Haired-Freshman,
Thank you for always talking to me and remembering my name, despite the fact that I don't even remember MEETING you let alone know you name. But you seem pretty cool, you're good looking, and you seem to think I'm cool (for some reason). So thanks for your drunken devotion.
Love always,
The Girl Who Doesn't Know Your Name
Dear Angry Guy(s),
You (both) have provided me with hours of puzzlement. Apparently there are two of you, and you are infact not the same person. Thank you for keeping me entertained, and thank you Jesus Angry Guy for letting me pass out on your bean bag chair.
Lots of Love,
The Confused Girl
Dear Guy-Who-Looks-Like-Jenna-From-Behind,
Once again, thanks to someone who is somewhat of an enigma. Thanks for always being in the lunch room and confusing me greatly when looking for my friend.
Love,
Confused Girl
Dear Dance-Partiers,
I'm not quite sure who any of you were, but it was fun dancing with you and drinking your booze. Thanks for inviting me over and making me dance. We should do it again.
Love,
The Girl You Didn't Know
Dear Eye Patch,
Some people say you're creepy, but I really like having strange conversations with you at 1am in Slayter. You are funny and slightly crazy. Thanks for making my midnight bread stick runs that much more interesting.
Lots of love,
The hungry girl
